Am I gonna die?

I have a very limited diet.  Food has never excited me.  So when a food has to come off my list, I am very unhappy.  I used to love Sloppy Joes.  I would eat them every week growing up.  That was until one day, as an adult, Sloppy Joe came out my nose.  I don’t know what it was, but I was eating one and something didn’t agree with me and it made me sick.  I rarely, rarely throw up.  My body decided at this moment, it was time to throw up.  Once you have Sloppy Joe come out your nose because you are throwing up,  you’ll NEVER eat them again.  It was a very sad day for me.

I had heard some rumblings about a Salmonella outbreak.  I didn’t think much of it until I heard it was connected to peanut butter crackers… a staple of my diet.  If you don’t believe me, here is my snack basket at work.


Turns out the company that provides the bulk peanut butter to Keebler had an outbreak.  I was thinking “Great, I don’t buy Keebler”.  Well, they also sell crackers under the brand Austin.  Shit.  I’ve been eating Austin crackers for 6 months.  I’m not a miser about money but I hate to throw good food away.  I’m struggling with getting rid of these damn crackers.  My only motivation is 430+ illnesses and 5 deaths due to this Salmonella outbreak.  I can’t have my obituary read… Natalee J Fuller.  Death by crackers.

Bye Bye 26 packs of crackers.  We had a good run, but now it’s over for good.


Boiler Basketball Good, Boiler Volleyball Bad

I didn’t get to catch much of the game last night due to my volleyball game, but from what I little I saw, WOW.  I got to catch the first 5 minutes when we were down 14-6.  I was happy to stop watching to go play volleyball.  But, in volleyball, we probably looked as bad as the basketball team did.  We were sloppy.  We got killed by a team of 5.  We couldn’t shut their biggest guy down.  They dominated us in the front row.  We were a full team of 6 for the first time playing together, so I’m betting that we will get better as the season goes on.  So, unlike the Boiler basketball team, we didn’t make a comeback.  We had a team building event at Lucky’s after the game where we discussed our strategy, game play, blocking attacks… nah, we just drank and make fun of the “strippers”. 

Here’s a picture of part of last year’s team at our beloved Lucky’s.  Kristin is the one that ditched us this year…  I think she’ll miss porno bingo the most.