40 B.C.

My bestie boy friend BruceBruce had a big birthday this year. Numero 4 - 0. We were planning another themed lake party until this youngster entered the picture.

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Meet Chuck. BB bought himself a small, soon to be large, gift of a bull mastiff puppy. Since I have no nephews, I immediately became Aunt Natalee to Chuck and will spoil the shit out of him! Puppy classes got in the way of our lake adventure, so we moved the party to Jay-Z's house and kept the theme. You see, BB is bald and despises white sunglasses. So this years theme was to be BB is white sunglasses. I showed up at Jay-Z's house in costume, including board shorts and flip flops to mimic BB's lake attire. His Dad was a bit confused at first. He asked Jay-Z "What's up with that girl and the cap on her head?" Once Jay-Z explained, his Dad was ready to join in.

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BB's welcoming committee... 

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We had a few gifts for BB to open, then we opened fire on him with Silly String.

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I made BB pose with me. He was so excited to do so.

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Better...

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I'm sure I'll get paid back for this... in 7 years.